Farquaad

When you grab someone by the nipples and don't let go until they say "Not my gumdrop buttons.".

My girlfriend was really mad when I farquaaded her.

by anonymous June 27, 2021

Lord Farquaad

A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.

Lord Farquaad is Shreks best friend but enemy.

by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

daddy_farquad_ltu

Someone who has a piss kink and simps for many game or anime characters but doesn't get any bitches in real life.

daddy_farquad_ltu: I would die for dio to let me suck his scepter

Normal person: you good there?

by Some1dum March 9, 2022

Farquaad

A person who has short black hair and is usually short

“Lyha is farquaad a works at dreamworks animations”— Shrek

by Shrekandfionna February 19, 2019

Lord Farquad

A VERY short man in the hit-movie Shrek, who plays the villainous villain of all possible villainy.

Person 1: Wow, I just love the hit-movie "Shrek".
Person 2: Yes, me as well. My favorite character is the zesty Lord Farquad

by xNightxSkyeX October 23, 2018

Lord Farquaad

The most beautiful man ever who deserves fiona

damn lord farquaads the best

by tiny dancer July 14, 2019

What The Farquad

This is a term you say when something unbelievingly unpredictable happens and it is just too good to say what the fuck. Its origin is from Lord Farquad from the movie Shrek, because he is a totally unpredictable badass!

Oliver: (Jumped off a twenty story building and survived)
Juan: What the Farquad!
Andres: Isnt that the badass guy from shrek?

by jackbologna February 27, 2010