(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.
See similar: Blumpkin
See similar: Blumpkin
Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.
Guy 2: Gross.
Guy 2: Gross.
by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011
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When two or more people participate in sexually scandalous conversations via online forums, particularly in forums relating to MMORPGs such as World of Warcraft.
Can also use forumication, forumicating.
When two or more people participate in sexually scandalous conversations via online forums, particularly in forums relating to MMORPGs such as World of Warcraft.
Can also use forumication, forumicating.
by Honjala April 22, 2008
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"My dear Queen, whist the blacksmith fucks the maid, shall we retire to the royal fornication chamber?"
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
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You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?
Hence fartipated.
Hence fartipated.
by watermelongirl August 18, 2009
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Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.
by The Evit One October 28, 2010
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"Fernando FABricate d that story by telling us that in order for the planet to not burn, the plants of the world must push back the sunlight out of the atmosphere. ....like wtf?"
by DRex March 4, 2015
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We both just generically fornicated
by warwagon1979 June 16, 2016
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