farmer's league

farmers league is used by a person who is

1. Arrogant

2. an EPL supremacist. But in fact, the EPL teams especially big sixes are just all so terrible and inconsistent over multiple seasons to make it look competitive.

3. 12 y/old or under who just learned this term so he can show off his "new-found knowledge".

4. Someone who actually does not watch Bundesliga or Serie A.

Only Ligue 1 is farmer's league

Kid: "Bundesliga and Serie A are farmer's leagues"
Father: "I should put you back into elementary school"

by Why Do U Care What I'm Called May 16, 2020

Farmer's Wipe

When you don't have a handkerchief or a tissue, you place your thumb over one nostril and proceed to expel your snot out the other. Also know as: Let the Sidewalk Be Your Handkerchief."

I couldn't find a Kleenex, so I leaned out the window and gave a farmer's wipe.

by creedmoor October 20, 2009

Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Farmer’s Fart

When someone’s fart makes the air around them smell like a farm

I thought it smelled because of a nearby farm but I soon realized that one of the guys just let out farmer’s farts!

by Spencer802 July 21, 2018

Farmer's Head

A particularly large potato shaped head. One that is too large for the body, and is generally thinning on top.

Couldn't see a thing at the theatre - got stuck behind some guy with a farmer's head!

by Rubble Tubbler September 26, 2023

Farmer's Logic

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015

farmer's blow

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.

Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.

by David99 April 30, 2007