Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!

Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!

by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014

fartlet

A small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.

Jo-"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blip"
Dave-"Dude! did you just fartlet?

by ysabug May 14, 2011

farble

passing gas while submerged in water.

a combonation of "fart" and "bubble"

"farbles always seems to smell worse than a standard fart"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

Farble

An audible inside fart. When your tummy makes bubbles but they do not come out your butt. Sound but no stink.

"I farbled at the office today and everybody thought I dropped ass."

by Gold Grenade December 5, 2012

farble

cheap, fake flooring that looks like marble; faux marble

Did you see Earline's new double-wide trailer? The kitchen has farble floors. That's the fancy shit.

by sarahsavage May 2, 2006

Farbleader

Leader of all farblets

"Dude, that farblet totally mastered those other dudes, he must be a farbleader"
"Yessir"

by "the Farbizzle" March 2, 2009

fartlette

a spunky girl who should stay away from weenies

"That fartlette really needs to stop trying to kiss all of my friends"

by jtreep January 9, 2012