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zaptitude

Noun - skill; knack; ability or acquired capacity to sort out one’s money stuff.

Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.
She has worked hard to get the zaptitude to buy a house.

Rather than continue to let my credit cards own my future I decided to get some zaptitude and am now credit card free and planning my first overseas trip!
by Peita D June 12, 2014
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Texticular Fortitude

Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.
Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!

Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!

Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008
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fatitude

(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.
The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.
by RyMacD May 29, 2007
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anal fortitude

n. When someone's ass is so fat that it's impossible to have anal sex with them.
In prison, you need anal fortitude to survive.
by Andriznles & MC Derf July 28, 2006
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Fatitude

1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.
Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."

Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"
by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013
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Faggitude

Noun - The attitude that consists mainly of gay cliches such as rainbows and unicorns. Faggitude may also revolve around miscellaneous gay sex such as ass fucking.
Hete: Don't spread your faggitude to me!

Homo: I guess all those gay motifs I constantly think about could be called faggitude. -starts using word-
by Faggitude Founder June 15, 2008
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failitude

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day
"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."
by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009
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