fapathon

When finding that it took you countless amounts of porn videos to finally bust

Drinking solo at home makes you go on a fapathon with the whiskey dick.

by turtlosaurus May 8, 2015

fappachino

masturbating to the original Starbucks logo

tho jehova his mom never found out he had a fappachino

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom May 16, 2019

Led Zappathon

A marathon where you listen all nine led zeppelin album after each other.

Wow I loved that led zappathon

by artisdead March 16, 2018

fagathon

A Fagathon is a gay festival that often takes place in Laguna Beach, CA. Fags all around the world join together in a race of penis. With everymans' sweaty balls slapping eachothers asses. Often times you will see the fags of the world stop for a gay sex adventure. On the sidlines of the race they have bathtubs filled with oils, mud, whipped cream and just about any other stucky material a gay person would want to roll around in. Boys are invited also only if under the age of 5. The run a 5 mile race down the middle of laguna beach. Women are not invited unless they have a penis.

"Hey Vaughyn you want to slap some guys ass tommorrow at the fagathon tommorrow?" said Timmy "Sure Timmy we'll have a great time."

by Autobaahn February 5, 2007

Fappachino

A sexual act in which a hand job is performed on or by a person of Chinese descent.

I got a fappachino from Ming Lee down at the massage parlor.

by Raviah February 12, 2012

fapathon

you fap till you flop

dave has done a fapathon before he flopped

by cuckechese69 May 14, 2021

Fapathong

The fapathong is a sexual act in which you wear a thong while having an automatic masturbation device active on your genitalia for 6 or more hours

p1: do you wanna hang out today?
P2: no thanks I’m participating in a fapathong today

by WellSpankMyTaint October 9, 2025