farage

A variety of smegma that forms as sweat, spit and ale trickle down the folds of a middle aged white supremacist's double chin.

You can't get too close to that drunkard of Lee. Less than arm's length, and you'll be taken out by the rank of his farage.

by vafanchù September 28, 2014

Farmageddon

The end times battle as prophecized by the Abrahamic religions if it happens to occur on farmland.

"Jesus just landed on that silo! It's farmageddon!"

by Robopoet March 26, 2010

Nigel Farage

Massive twat, leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP).

He is such a Nigel Farage.

by TorinCB May 10, 2014

farage

(verb) to show up for work only occasionally and only then in order to rant against your work colleagues before quickly disappearing to the bar

Have you seen Dave? Yes, but only for five minutes this week. He turned up, vehemently faraged a bit and then disappeared into the Cock & Duck.

by MattOT March 16, 2019

A farage of cunts

The collective noun for a load of cunts, predominantly in the uk and europe.

I have never seen such a farage of cunts before.

Look at that farage of cunts over there!

by Scolew November 8, 2019

Farage

Someone who wastes everyone else's time and money, whose only contribution to society is to divide and deceive, and who miraculously gets airtime despite never having achieved anything.

Hey, get out of here you Farage, you've caused enough problems already.

by OSCOLA October 3, 2017

Nigel Farage

Hypocrite

The leader of UKIP wants to get rid of immigrants working in the UK while employing his German wife as a secretary - what a Nigel Farage

by _fuck_ukip_ April 29, 2014