Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

Male fail

The occurrence of being addressed or treated as a female when intending to present as male.
Most common for transfeminine or MtF people.

I had my first male fail at the grocery store today

by Butter? June 7, 2019

Faijul

shortest mofo, always friend-zoned, genius mastermind, brown, small

"Hey did you see that short kid the other day?"
"You mean Faijul?"

by flamingcalamari January 12, 2015

Epic embed fail

When you post a gif, mainly on discord, and it fails to embed, therefore showing up only as a link.

person 1: "look at this funny gif"
*posts gif and it only shows up as a link*
person 2: Epic embed fail lmao

by ValorX April 5, 2021

Alpha Fail

A person who, whilst thinking they are the Alpha Male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and cocky, is actually a complete fucktard, will end up fucking his hand most nights, and is a general douche.

Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.

Guy 1: "Look at Mike, he thinks he's such a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they're laughing at him behind his back"

Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"

by DannoRC March 19, 2010

test failed

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you

You ran out of ink, test failed

by iddunno March 22, 2021

abject failure

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.

It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016