failstatus

What occurs when a Facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam

Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS

by Willemrt February 5, 2009

Failsafe

Totally cool internet guy. He's from Australia

Failsafe rules!

by Failsafe April 8, 2004

Facestake

A quickly regretted decision, made out of nostalgia or pity, to accept a Facebook friend request from someone who turns out to be as big a loser as ever.

Brandy was a huge Facestake, dude. She's totally stuck in the past and she keeps sending me virtual cocktails.

by Lottie P October 6, 2008

failitate

Facilitating something you know will fail.

Against my better judgement I failitated an intro between my idiot roommate and this VC buddy so he can pitch his new magic website idea. He's gonna get so crushed.

by tommypjr January 13, 2011

Failscale

The level of failure that just occurred to a person, place or thing.

That was a 88 on the failscale.

by imdehaas October 1, 2011

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

folstaken

The best roblox player in the world. He has a YT channel with 100+ subs: youtube.com/c/Crxze
Everyone loves folstaken.

Everyone: "We love you folstaken"
folstaken: "aweee thanks"

by IDontHaveAUse January 10, 2018