Failpee

When you attempt to pee but the primary stream splits off into two separate streams, both of which miss the toilet. This is due to residue in the penile cavity.

I just took a Failpee and now there is pee all over my bathroom floor.

by Awesomoiderpwn June 16, 2010

failed abortion

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

failed talking stage

were you was talking to someone and it dont work out at all

dang i’ve been through so many failed talking stages its fucking crazy

by failed talking stage June 9, 2022

Failer

Algerian slang for flawless being, often used to describe a genius who cannot be fooled who FAILS your attempts to deceive him, or can be used to describe someone who excels in multiple aspects and is extremely handsome .

Mohammad : i finished reading Aristotle's The Nicomachean Ethics, finished Dark Souls with zero deaths, just finished studying and now I'm gonna hit the gym .
Ahmad : you really are a Failer aren't ya' ?

by UltraEdgeMaster79 April 15, 2021

Failed Society

The whole uk, mostly london. Cringey people, wannabe gangsters, when you say something about their country they get triggered like dumbasses

Nigga: Yo whats a failed society?
His owner: London or the whole Uk

by Britishpeopleareretards November 12, 2022

Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Failenware

When your Alienware computer decides to fail. This happens by not starting at all, freezing constantly, or giving one a "disc read error." You are fucking stupid if you buy a Failenware.

Fuck, my Failenware won't start again and I called customer support and they didn't help with shit...again.

by Jklo June 22, 2008