fladonk

To Violently Slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Yo, i fladonked that girl last night.

by WVURoy April 28, 2006

fedonk

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004

fladonkey

When a person is slapped across the face with a male'e reproducing organ(penis aka dick).

Wow that guy just came up to me and fladonkeyed me and some skeet skeet got in my eye socket.

by joTHAiStoise August 2, 2006

Fadunk

The act of slapping another person in the face with your cock. Hence leaving a large, red mark on their cheek.

That bitch wouldnt shut the fuck up so i had to fadunk her from across the room. Knocked the bitch out cold for two hours.

by Asshat November 18, 2003

fadunkadunk

a girl with a hughe gehtto booty, usually bigger than anything ever seen

damn check out that girl loquesha she got tha fadunkadunks

by joe heregger January 26, 2005

fadonger

A euphemism for the word penis. Used by your grandparents when you were a little naked kid in the bathtub.

OHHHHHHH Look at that beautiful fadonger!

by Carter SN October 1, 2005

chinese fadunk

(n) the act of blowing your load in a girl's eyes and as she wipes the spunk out of her eyes, (hence the chinese part) you smack her in the face with your cock

Last night i pulled a chinese fadunk on Lisi.

by stop snitchin August 28, 2007