fartiness

The amount of uncontrolled farting

Christmas Pudding is consumed for increased fartiness. It is all fine and well, but if eaten after proper maturity of approx 3 months it has better crumbliness and decreased fartiness.

by mobri December 22, 2009

Basic Faceness

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.

He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.

by ElHambo November 7, 2019

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

by Thorrr September 22, 2010

faceness

to look like a face

(brought to you by Miss P)

i dont like your faceness

by shippo December 14, 2004

fatness

to have a fat personality

bella is fatness

by 1sssekdfhlershktlb4cwywj September 17, 2019

Factress

'Fat-Actress' for short. A female Factor (Fat-Actor). Can be shortened further as 'F' i.e 'Oh man did i really score that F last night?! Damn!'

'Man are you gonna need a matress for that factress?'

by Baron Von Redbeard January 18, 2009

Fapiness

Happy + Fappy

The amount of fapiness he presented was overwhelming

by ZeroPlatform November 15, 2018