facieses

adj. Shit face. Drunk out of your mind.

I'm to facieses to get up.
That facieses just pass me up.

by Raytrix July 2, 2009

primal facie

An "obvious" type of evidence that proves that someone has reverted back to his "early species" mindset.

The ease that Geico had in finding a number of cavemen for their auto-insurance ads is primal facie evidence that there are still plenty of "un-evolved" hominids among us.

by QuacksO June 24, 2019