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Facebored

Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)
1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."
by Eye-van Cal-eh-gary August 3, 2009
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fanwhore

a person who is such a big fan, they often dream of whoring themselves out to whoever or whatever it is that they are so fanatic about.
My sister is one of Tom Cruise's biggest fanwhores.
by Nick Steinmetz April 7, 2006
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fagwhore

A gay man who is also a whore. Mainly used to insult another male who is not acting "manly". This can be insulting to either gay or straight men, or both.
Shut the fuck up, fagwhore!
You're such a fagwhore.
by Daniel September 18, 2003
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Facehorn

The facial expression equivalent of honking someone with a car horn.
Used for expressing displeasure towards the actions of a rude, obnoxious or annoying person.

It does not always have to be directed towards the offending person but can be used as a means of expressing your displeasure to others, as a means of attracting empathy.

There is a FACEBOOK group for users of the facehorn (with explanatory photos) which anyone can join: "dont make me face horn you"
"Facehorn ": When someone pushes infront of you in a queue, bumps into you on the sidewalk, decides to leave a party early, or generally makes a dick move etc etc

It can also be used in conversation:
"I dont think ultimate frisbee is a sport"
"Facehorn!"

It can also be used as an abbreviation in online chat:
"I dont think Miranda Kerr is hot"
"FH!!"
by ncotton January 8, 2009
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freewhore

A prostitute or whore who doesn't charge for services rendered
I am a cumslut freewhore, I will suck any cock and let anyone fuck me, anytime, anywhere!
by bb69d April 19, 2007
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FactWhore

A person who always uses facts and statistics to look valid
Your facts are never facting and your statistics suck balls, you’re always making stuff up to get attention, factwhore!
by LickMyLeaps October 18, 2023
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bitch face whore

It is what you call a girl with a nasty face who is a prostitute
by tar tizzle fo shizzle January 22, 2009
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