german face wash

Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.

Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........

by bruceO.o December 7, 2010

Face Wash

When a girl gives a guy a hand job, just as they are about to cum, aim their dick so they jizz all over their own face. Who needs neutrogena?

This one time, I gave my boyfriend a face wash and it cleared up his acne.

by take that! February 14, 2006

Facegash

Facegash = A person on facebook who u have added and do not know who talks utter gash !!!

This person is a total Facegash and is a human yawn !!!

by kitkat1982 October 6, 2010

Facebashing

Making someone look ugly or trying to brake him down by alligations, because he did something you personally didnt want to happen.

Idiot #1: Dude, he is a fucking retard, he cant do anything right, he is a complete idiot.
Idiot #2: Why?
Idiot #1: Well, because i think blablablabla
Idiot #2: Stop facebashing omfg

by this is it loloolol January 10, 2010

facewasted

when you have wasted your life on facebook. Either chatting,commenting,uploading,or posting etc. etc.

dude1: man my GF broke up with me
dude2: why???

dude1: she said ive facewasted my life away
dude2:...well thats kind of true
dude1: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!
dude2: well we're chatting on face book right now
dude1: oh.... *sob sob*

by ireallytrynottodothis July 18, 2009

Face Wash

When a male ejaculates into his hand and Proceeds to rub the ejaculate onto another persons face in a circular motion.

"that a-hole jonny face washed me last night"

"Man i face washed my girlfriend last night, it was hilarious."

by Kevin rob ryan September 28, 2008

iraqi face wash

wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.

tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash

by pureblood420 April 15, 2009