Bev Facey

A gay-ass high school filled with Kings players, snapchat thots and E-girl/E-boys. The school, doesn't say whites only but there are more washrooms than minorities. Facey is home to only the finest education on how to be an annoying prick to your peers. Not only is Bev Facey the whitest school in the nation, it's located in Sherwood Park, the whitest community since slavery.

Man : Man I wish I could be as cool as someone from Bev Facey.

Bev Facey student: Lol you fucking cringe baby! You're too tan to ever be cool!

by Bird_Leaf January 10, 2020

Domefaced or Facey Faced

1. Chemically altered mindstate in which you have drank or done so many drugs you cant feel your face. Or refer to your face as a facey face equals domefaced

2. Out of body experienced induced by high levels of drug presence in one's body.

I was so domefaced last night at that party, i made out with his cat and puked all over after smoking 5 bongs and drinking a handle...of tequila.

by Mark The Shark Lomein May 1, 2005

faceterbating

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

Facetweet

A facebook status that is not funny, interesting, or a conversation starter, but is meaningless, and rather resembles a tweet. It could concern what one is eating, whether one is in the washroom, or whether one is in bed. These are generally disliked by many who use facebook because most users really don't give a shit. It is also common for people who post facetweets to update their status at higher rates.

Jane: Hey Dave, stop posting facetweets, if you really want to publish the fact that you couldn't have a smoothie for breakfast then just get twitter.

Here is an example of an elongated
Facetweet saga:

7:22 am: i don't have enough berries for my smoothie :(

7:34 am: goin # 2 right now

9:03 am: just got to work, my friend anton said hello

9:12 am: bored of work so im updating my status... beth and sam also said hello to me... ripped up a foam stress ball for fun... gonna take a nap.

9:13 am: still bored... gonna take a nap... goodnight.

by Tortazo April 13, 2009

FaceTime69

While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.

"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."

by cunning2627 April 17, 2020

Facey Pastie

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020

Facetubing

An enjoyable leisure activity that combines both Facebooking and Youtubing, Facetubing is a common pastime for the average bloke who spends half of his day in front of a computer. Any simpleton can be on Facebook and Youtube at the same time, but Facetubing can be achieved only by the most dedicated and resilient of fanatics.

Facetubers can be expected to constantly visit Youtube and Facebook ever so often in between doing actual work. At an advanced level, they may also exhibit a tendency to seek increased engagement by employing both desktop and mobile devices simultaneously.

A usual sight in the office when your peers have less than nothing for the day.

Wong said he was really busy with a project but was actually Facetubing all afternoon.

by Tangan September 5, 2014