Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011

fagsturbate

when a gay male jacks off to himself in the mirror

Why watch porn when I can just fagsturbate?

by Fill Donna Hubris April 29, 2016

faceturbation

the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.

craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.

by Loyalservant563 December 9, 2007

fasturbate

To conciously make a descision to not masturbate for a set period of time for religious reasons.

1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.

by mirror-noir September 28, 2009

Fasturbate

Masturbating as fast as possible.

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.

by b9xxx January 14, 2008

Facturate

A redundantly accurate fact.

What goes up, must come down, to the ground. It's quite facturate.

by backotruck May 15, 2012

Faceturbating

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

by chavegeek January 24, 2009