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Faceplaint

Using the social media site Facebook to vent and complain in status updates. Furthermore, a faceplainter is someone who regularly posts faceplaints, annoying their friends almost daily with negative, trivial personal problems.
My "friend" complained yet again on facebook today. Her faceplaint post read: "I have such a headache and have to work until 3, wish I could go home and nap but I have to take the dog for a walk and then make myself dinner because my roomate can't cook and then I'll take a cold shower because the neighbor uses all the hot water and my hair will be fizzy just like it was today. Urg - I hate Monday to Saturday".
by sanplan March 9, 2012
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facetatt rap

Facetatt rap is a music genre which originated in the early 2000s when gangsta rap was "enhanced" by autotune technologies. As the name suggests, many of the facetatt rappers who create this garbage have made the terrible decision to add tattoos to their faces. Examples of it's early success include the works of Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Wiz Khalifa, and Gucci Mane. Over time, gangsta rap has eroded/evolved into this new form where it is no longer about the weed and money; with rappers of this genre doing it instead solely for the bitches and blunts. See: DRAM, TYGA, Lil Yachty, and nearly every "rapper" at your local music festival. Many people born before 1995 find this to be a sad development given that these Facetatt rappers are mostly untalented, weak ass bitches who just mumble into a microphone and let the sound guys figure it out. Note: counterintuitively, it is not necessarily required for one to have a face tattoo to be a facetatt rapper. For equally shitty culture, see Dirty Beats and Black Chyna syndrome
Man, I wish they would put on some Luda instead of this facetatt rap. I don't even know if this guy knows where he is and he sounds like he's half asleep. What a jackass!
by CoolGuy6942069 January 9, 2019
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Facebaiting

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.
Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.
by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009
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mexican facepaint

you take a dump on a girls chest and use your weiner as a paintbrush and the poop as paint and paint the girls face
I totally gave some girl some mexican facepaint
by j-manbingo May 24, 2008
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Facetwittering

Facetwittering is when a person uses facebook and twitter at the same time (usually for a long period of time.)
Nikki: "Jordan, have you seen Jimbob anywheres lately?"

Jordan: "Noo, he got a computer last week and he's been facetwittering ever since."
by Saucy Fingers October 24, 2011
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Facebaiting

Posting an inflammatory status update or link on a social networking site in order to stir up trouble or antagonize your friends list.
"Bill only posted that Fox News link on Facebook to piss off his liberal friends. He was totally Facebaiting."
by inhetet June 3, 2009
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facetwine

Amy, Anne, Sonja and I facetwined last night during Bravo’s Summer House.
by Juju Mossy March 22, 2020
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