faceshitted

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

by dave p March 3, 2006

fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose

Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night

by Username56644666 April 19, 2018

Facesturbate

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

by Booyah123 June 25, 2010

facestalk

To stalk someone using the social networking site, Facebook.

"Have you met her?"
"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."

by icy118 August 26, 2007

Facestalk

To stalk someone using facebook

Doc was facestalkin that bitch for like 3 months

by Pete06 April 7, 2008

Faceist

A person who judges or discriminates another because of their facial features.

Fear or suspicion of a person because of their facial characteristics.

Persona A: "I didn't give him the job because he had evil looking eyes."

Person B: "Really, isn't that a bit faceist?

by Mr Musing January 23, 2011

Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010