Facer ape

Apes that are totally in your face. By way of metonymy, someone may also be said to act like a like an ape by getting all up in your biznitch.

The term is also used occasionally via typos, most commonly when someone adds a space too hastily when trying to write 'face rape', leading to major interweb confusion.

"Stop being to total face ape, dude!"

"Could you please be so nice as to keep your facer ape away from my face?"

"The facer ape, a mammal indigenous to the urban jungle, is known to be a curious creature, socially preferring light teasing to traditional monkey-like playfulness, which is often misconstrued as lack of respect for other mammals' private sphere".

"Did you see that? He was acting all, like, crazy, running around like cracy and acting like a total facer ape".

by Wolfie, the wordsmith January 12, 2012

Anti-facer

Someone who is opposed to seeing unmasked faces.

This store requires a mask for entry. They are anti-facers.

by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

five-facer

A fivefacer is someone who is not only two-faced, fake, and or a backstabber but all of the above and then some...ect.

Man that girl is so fake she acts different with each and every person. She's such a five-facer.

by susanahanson662 May 2, 2020

cement facer

A person who constantly stares at the ground usually due to insecurity.

sentence: Every time Chad gets near Mikayla he turns into a total cement facer.

by crudnuggets25 October 30, 2011

fuck facer

Someone who tends to be a fuck face over and over again.

"I was at maggies the other night and it was pretty much packed with douche bags and fuck facers."

by TommyJM September 25, 2007

shit facer

One who tends to be socially unaccepted and usually unwanted by anyone(friends, family, pets, etc.). They tend to be named Brad and like to cut down trees in other peoples yards.

That shit facer doesn't like blink 182, lets give him a fucking good kicking!

by ( . )( . ) April 27, 2006

Facer Caveat

The limitations and specific stipulations that must be considered when asking a question where the expectation is that the answer will be skewed to impress the question asker.

Jacob: "I asked her if she liked mustaches. She said yes!"
Friend: "You forget the Facer Caveat! She is answering yes because she knows that is what you want to hear."

by HeyTeacher! October 23, 2020