facepiling

the application of way too much make up

she's been facepiling, makes her look so plastic!

by CCF & B December 18, 2012

faceplease

when everything you ever do on facebook is aimed to please a certain friend/group of friends, whom you hardly know.

"dude, do you have andy on facebook?"

"yeah, i always try to faceplease him"

by danstroyer March 17, 2010

facepimp

The act of trying to sell something or advertise your business on Facebook.

1. I need to sell my golf clubs. Maybe I should facepimp on Facebook to see if anyone wants them.

2. I should let my friends know I'm starting a new career in interior decorating. I should start to facepimp while waiting for my real advertising to start up.

by Falfurrias July 25, 2009

Facepenis

Facepenis is a term used to describe everything wrong with the Cornell University school of engineering. Depending on context it can be synonymous with clusterfuck, but can also be used as an expletive. In conversation it is usually shortened to simply "face."

Cornell Engineer 1: Hey, did you see the mean on that last math prelim?

Cornell Engineer 2: Yeah, it was facepenis.

by soulless cornell student June 27, 2009

facepipe

This is a noun used to describe somebody's mouth. The part of the body from which all sounds are produced.

"No C-Dog, I ain't gonna start dating your nan, just shut your facepipe"

by Jay The Dog May 21, 2007

facepionage

Spying on someone via facebook. Can be done by parents, employees, peers, and others.

I don't use my real name on facebook because I'm afraid my parents will engage in facepionage.

by wanderingscholar February 14, 2009

Facepest

Someone that constantly posts radom shit on Facebook and annoys you. A preson whom you would like to delete from your friends list but feel you cant due to the fact that you like this person to much to offend them.

Oh-no not another message from my cousin, he is starting to become a Facepest.

by DjGroove September 16, 2009