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Facebaiting

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.
Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.
by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009
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Facefront

When you lay dick side down.
Shadow's mom put him in the river Facefront down.
by ItCourtney6636 September 14, 2010
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Facefault

A version of faceplanting, this version being the act of going from standing upright to having one's face planted on or in asphault without any intervening movement or time. This usually happens in anime, particularly after someone does something incredibly naieve or stupid.
Jim: You just went to the third level of stupid.
Bob: There are levels of stupid?
Jim: Yes, you blew right past facepalm and headdesk and went straight to facefault.
by Alysidhe July 9, 2011
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facetaint

The polar opposite of your taint...the area between your upper lip and your nose.
mustache hair separates at this point... (facetaint).
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...
by Majongen July 7, 2008
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facefartbook

a social network for the crafty, clever, comedic complainer. people share their gripes, comments aka. "farts" on this website. No topic is off limits and all opinions are welcome.
Some guy cut me off today then filpped ME the bird. As soon as I get home I am going to let this jerk have it on facefartbook.
by brewkah assault May 27, 2011
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mexican facepaint

you take a dump on a girls chest and use your weiner as a paintbrush and the poop as paint and paint the girls face
I totally gave some girl some mexican facepaint
by j-manbingo May 24, 2008
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facefiance

mythical facebook male who will propose to obtain the porn.
"Yeah, I proposed. Facebook proposed. Hell man, I've more than a dozen facefiances. Proposal equal tit shots.
by DCNN August 1, 2009
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