Face Crap

1. (n.) What my cat left waiting for me to step in as I entered into my dark bedroom; solid to semi-solid regurgitation.

2. (n.) The verbal projections of an assface or assmouth.

3. (v.) The process of regurgitating said crap (-ed, -ing).

"Ugh! What the..."

*flip lightswitch*

"Dammit Liger, couldn't you find a better place to face crap!"

by a guy with face crap on foot September 11, 2009

Facerape

A violent attack performed by a man in which a face is fucked against the will of the person who's face is being fucked

Get the fuck away from me before I facerape you

by Annihalation January 9, 2009

facecramps

body aches, pains, or cramps induced by poor body mechanics when using the computer to check your facebook account.

My neck is so sore today, I got facecramps.

by fdhaddaway July 25, 2009

Facecrack

A popular method of social networking turned into an addiction.

"I spent 2 hours at work today on facecrack when I was supposed to be working."

by TM the great October 12, 2009

Facerape

To wipe the palm and fingers of your hand down someone's face, when they are least expecting it.

A perfect Facerape is performed from forehead to chin.

A reverse Facerape (chin to forehead) has (to my knowledge) never been successfully performed (without causing death, of victim)

the girlfriend leans in for a kiss, you pull back and WAMOO; Facerape!

A Friend concentrating way to hard on his game of Call of Duty = perfect Facerape opportunity.

Fun for all ages.

by Handallinan September 17, 2010

facerape

(verb)

1. To utterly destroy someone or something against their will.

2. To uncontestedly own someone.

"The special-ed kid tried to play baseball today, and got faceraped when a line-drive hit him square in the nuts."

"We got totally faceraped in halo today, I think I only had one kill...."

by Venkman October 31, 2006

Facerape

when someone is kissed against their will and their entire mouth is violated

dude, my bf got faceraped, and now he has aiiiiiids

by Aloysha April 25, 2009