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Facemonger

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.
Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"
by rexus7 October 28, 2010
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Facebender

When someone goes absolutely nuts and posts lots of garbage, drivel, crap and inarticulate nosense on Facebook.
Giles just went nuts on Facebook. Did you see all that shit he was posting in the last 24 hours? He just went on a complete "facebender."
by budeanddude January 21, 2011
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fackingering

i was in a knife BATTLE!!! and i fackingeringED him
by fackingeringer May 6, 2011
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facebagger

A person that comments on facebook links only to have arguments
I wasted the whole weekend thinking I could have a reasonable discussion with facebaggers.
by thebiscuit January 25, 2012
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Facebanged

When Someone pokes you on Facebook enough times that they possibly reached some weird Orgasm, Or euphoric state by jabbing their dirty minded greasy fingers into your cyber hot box!
Hey guy, I'm gonna get home & make sure Jamie gets Facebanged! She is so hot. Reality tells me that I'm not good enough for her in society! But Facebook lets me shove things in her you wouldn't believe! Last night I fucked her with the remote for the TV!
by Hammitch January 8, 2017
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