facebaking

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.

"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.

by metal power February 12, 2010

Faceborked

adj. 1. Denied a job because the employer found something bad on one's Facebook page. 2. Dumped by one's significant other via Facebook.

"I shouldn't have posted those photos from my bachelor party -- the manager who was going to hire me saw them and I got totally Faceborked."

by Amy Jervis January 27, 2009

Facebanking

A campaign tactic, similar to phonebanking, which involves logging onto facebook chat and asking friends to vote for a candidate. It is used most prominently in student government elections at the post-secondary level.

If we want to win this election we're going to need people with lots of friends facebanking for us.

by Majestic OGRe May 26, 2011

Faceback

To accidentally hit the back icon while reading through your Facebook feed on your phone, resulting in having to scroll through your feed to pick up reading where you left off.

I'd been reading my Facebook feed for 20 minutes and then I Facebacked. I had to scroll through all those posts again so I could catch up.

by ObviousMan1 December 5, 2016

Facebalker

1) A term reffering to someone who uses Facebook to stalk others (noun) can also be used as an adjective (Your a Facebalker) or a verb (Im gonna do some Facebalking)

2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)

"Be careful what you put, that Zane is a FACEBALKER"
"Hey I hear Cindy broke up with Matt... I might go Facebalk her now"

"ahhh man I jsut facebalked someone, she aint gonna bang me now :/"
"Dude you facebalked her?!?!?! oucchh!! man, good luck banging ANYONE when they find out your a FACEBALKER :P"

by Chocolateaddict July 24, 2009

faceborking

faceborking is when you use facebook.com to find out information about people.

faceborking is terribly addictive and normally means you monitor someones life through their online activity, wall posts and photos.

shouldn't Pierre be here?
No he's having LUNCH.... I've been faceborking him

by ilovelunch.co.uk May 14, 2011

facebarf

another name for facebook

I'm going on Facebarf today to upload some pics of us dancing!

by kedddyyeesh January 10, 2010