eyeless jack

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.

"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."

by Memetaculr October 14, 2016

Edzel

A supernatural, all-knowing form of intelligence, surpassing knowledge not even yet known to mankind. A creature, who takes human-form, that surpasses human-being understanding.

The incredibly smart Edzel got an 'A' in his/her test.

by Rebobz June 21, 2014

spongebob eyelashes

when girls put on mascara that causes their eyelashes to clump together and essentially create three giant eyelashes which is quite reminiscent of spongebob squarepants' eyelashes.

the one with the giant spongebob eyelashes!

by holymoleydood November 25, 2010

eyelash sex

This is what happens on the outside corner of your eyes where your eyelashes on top and bottom interweave with one another causing you to constantly use your finger as birth control and seperate them.

I kept feeling like something was in my eyes but then I realized I was only suffering from a bout of eyelash sex.

by Free Tan February 4, 2009

anxiety and eyeliner

therapy.

hey jake its time to go on anxiety and eyeliner’s instagram today
jake: YEAH

by hentaiboobiesthatexcitesme April 19, 2021

Eyelashes

Short curved hairs arranged along the upper and lower eyelids. Their function is to protect the eyes.
A woman may flutter her eyelashes as a sexual signal. Short eyelashes can be thickened or extended with false eyelashes or given greater definition with mascara. Eyelashes can be curled with special eyelash tongs or by using a specialised mascara.

She fluttered her long eyelashes seductively. He was helpless.

by O'Flagherty March 8, 2007

My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...

"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"

by NASTYBASH May 18, 2010