Exponential

A sophisticated mathematical term that describes rapid growth of imaginary things, or things that can’t be measured

We can’t win reelection exponentially.

by Obiden-Bama March 9, 2020

Exponential Apocalypse

The act of predicting the apocalypse will come exponentially recently.

After an apocalypse day (2000, 2012, ect) believing that the next apocalypse must happen soon because for some reason it didn't happen on the day everyone thought it would.

Example of an Exponential Apocalypse:

1999: DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2000! all the equipment will fail and the nukes will launch and the planes will fall out of the sky!!!
2001: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2012! The mayans said so.
2013: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2016! Its the day of armegedan
2017: AHHH! now the worlds gonna end this month!
Feb: AHHH now its gonna end tomorrow...
...and so on and so forth

by Dr. Urban V. Dicktionary February 9, 2010

exponential

A very large quantity.

We have an exponential amount of explosives in my garage.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

ExponentialEvil

The gayest gay to have ever gayed in all gaydom. i.e. the king of all that is, was, and ever will be even remotely related to anything gay

ExponentialEvil is gay.

by Chris March 3, 2005

exponentialize

to increase at a phenomenal velocity, esp. in terms of homosexual love

He said his love for me had exponentialized.

by jlovesg May 2, 2018

exponentially decent

the most average you can get

high school is exponentially decent

by fuqurlyphe November 27, 2021

exponential

Simply means "big." In math, the word exponential describes a particular kind of mathematical function with a specific set of properties, but in casual use, it just means "big."

In these brutally cold conditions, the risk of hypothermia and frostbite will be exponential.

by tp217 February 4, 2023