oxfoliate

A word made up by John Kuckian

To oxfoliate your lips gently.

by Kuckifam December 1, 2017

Exholiation

Pronunciation: Ex-ho-lee-a-shun.

Noun

1. The removal of all evidence and/or remnants of hoes.

2. The cleansing of body and domestic environment of hoe residue. Exholiation can range from removal of hair strands on clothes to disposal of condom wrappers lying on floor, to emergency treatment of scratch marks.

Frank: "What?!? Then you went back to your girl's house without even showering? You're CRAZY man!!!"

Sam: "Don't worry man. I exholiated!! Took a damp washcloth and washed that breezy's awful perfume off me..Got in the car, threw her number out the window, and I was cool!"

Frank: "Exholiation, huh..."

Sam: "Learn about it."

by Splasshhh April 28, 2008

Exfoxiate

(v) Fox News + Exfoliate

The act of scraping away dead brain cells after any prolonged exposure to a Fox News broadcast.

After watching nearly 90 seconds of Glenn Beck, Betty ran to the bathroom to exfoxiate.

by shoqvalue February 2, 2010

sexfoliate

To prepare yourself before a hot date, after which you anticipate some action. To pay extra attention to details of personal hygiene (i.e., shaving, plucking, waxing, trimming, etc.) in preparation for post-date nooky.

I have a date with that hot guy I met the other night. I better sexfoliate <wink>.

by ModernGirl31 June 6, 2007

exfoliator

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then slaps a slice of cucumber on top of the semen

This slut last night got pretty pissed off when I gave her the old exfoliator..... she thanked me later for the snack.

by KID DYNASTY July 9, 2011

Exfoliant

You are having sex and just before you blow your load you pull out, cum in your hand, and rub it all over her face.

other forms of the word include; exfoliation, exfoliate

I gave that girl a nice exfoliant.

by argyle pimp January 14, 2007

exfoliation

Sex through the belly button

I will use exfoliation to exfoliate your taste buds

by mr.exfoliator October 30, 2013