E ntitled W hite W omen. These are the main social justice warriors that are literally unraveling the fabric of society as we know it. They are America's number one victim since wealthy White men have moved on to Asian women. These GOLD DIGGERS are known to create hostile working environments, homes, and public events. They major in worthless degrees like
lesbian celtic poetry and spend their youth
cocaine binging and fornicating profusely. After
Daddy buys them a clean slate, EWWs still know little to
nothing about responsibility and/or work ethic. They will WILLINGLY meet some creepy,
horny old guy in a HOTEL room to "further their career" and cry RAPE if he ask her for a favor which is highly unusual judging her past sexcapades. When they evolve into full blown Fatties they become insanely volatile. They will
spam the hec out of words like Double Expresso Maca Frama Lama Moca Coffee, Yoga class , Dog, and last but not least SEXUAL HARRASSMENT. Ultimately, EWWs will destroy any man of color's
life if you are stupid enough to date them. They all have their Masters in Manipulation so you have been warned.
Brandon text:
Yo, Doug. I'm here inside that new club they opened up in Downtown.
Doug text: Oh,
cool. OMW now. just streaming through the traffic. Any hot chicks?
Brandon text: A few. It's mostly EWW in here though.
Doug text: EWW?! Dude, get out off there while you still have your freedom!
Brandon text: Too
late... I already have 4 sexual harassment allegations, 3 yoga classes scheduled, 2 dog sitting days, and a Mocha
frap because I refused teaaa!
