L'chaim evaporator

Something you drink right after taking a l'chaim (the yiddish expression - "to life!" used mainly during toasts) or swig of hard alcohol.

Commonly referred to as a "chaser", usually consists of juice, soda, or beer.

"Lets do l'chaims of whiskey"

"Don't forget the L'chaim evaporator - you don't want the whiskey taste in your mouth"

by lchaimlover January 1, 2019

evaporated jew

when you are so hot you feel as though your sweat is evaporating like a jew in an oven

"Bro its 100 degrees out here!"
"I know bro! I feel like an evaporated Jew!"

by JoJoVapor April 5, 2021

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.

Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

by ballroomstyle August 3, 2009

evaporated milk

The breast milk of an old woman.

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"

by Moistmonster December 30, 2013

Evaporating Sales Virus

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.

Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.

by alienevil June 11, 2009

almond milk evaporator

Someone or something which evaporates almond milk - typically a wave of light or radiaton.

My 732 gallons of almond milk stored at the coordinates 31.29492, -116.45114 has been evaporated by the *almond milk evaporator* I shall now seek revenge by bombing Michigan.

by youCantOutAlmondTheHut August 5, 2022

Evaporation

When plants filled with water get pulled up from the roots and begin to rise.

After I watered my plant, it began evaporation and started rising upwards.

by TriazaHeptane October 18, 2021