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Eternal September

(n, abstract). Back in the day, internet use was restricted largely to scientists, college students, and professors. Therefore, these people were the only people operating the Usenet (Forum - mods = Usenet). Every September, the Usenet would see a large influx of new college freshmen who were not familiar with the established standard of Usenet use. They would temporarily ruin the experience for about a month.
Then came the September of 1994.

That year, thanks to AOL opening up the Internet and Usenet to the masses, the influx of noobs did not end. Soon, the new users vastly outnumbered their predecessors, and nonsense and flame wars became the norm. This phenomenon is referred to as "Eternal September", as the uptick of new users has not ended, nor will it end in the foreseeable future.
Before Eternal September, the Internet was for news and discussions and long range communication.

Now. it's just for porn, flaming, and substanceless junk. Like most of YouTube and Lolcats.
by acphlem July 2, 2009
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big mama eternal

A amazing roblox/gacha you tuber,she is really fun
Me:do watch big mama eternal
My friend:who?
Me:how do you not know who she is ?
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DOOM is Eternal

The thing you say before you go on a holy crusade to kill demons and the entire Vivzieverse
Person: Watches a female Twitch streamer

Doomguy: boobs are temporary, DOOM is Eternal
by The_DaffyOne February 11, 2021
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eternal wipe

when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like it will be an eternity. It's like the eternal flame.
Hertz-(yelling toward the bathroom door): "Dude, what's takin' so long in there?
Walker-(firmly planted on the pot): "Give me a minute!"
Hertz: "Damn man, we're gonna be late. Pinch it off and let's go!"
Walker: "I've got the eternal wipe goin' dude!"
Hertz: "oh man...I've been there."
by Joe Bough October 7, 2006
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Eternity Code

A code based on an entirely new, made up language. The language is usually known by a single person (the one who made it up). A code of this sort would theoretically take an eternity to crack, thus giving it it's name.
There is no single Eternity Code; anyone could make up their own, though it would take a lot of time because a whole new language would have to be thought out.
Read Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer, as I don't have my own example.
by Dan30 January 1, 2012
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

An insanely good movie that will confuse the Hell out of you until the very end when it all comes together, and you instantly add it to your Myspace 'movies' list.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind feautres some lines that will sound familiar to fans of the band Circa Survive:

"Meet me in Montauk" and "Wish Resign" are CS songs, and Meet me in Montauk is all about the movie.
by charmander<3 December 28, 2005
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eternalism

Eternalism is a philosophical theory that time is just another dimension, that future events are "already there", and that there is no objective flow of time. It is sometimes referred to as the "block time" or "block universe" theory due to its description of space-time as an unchanging four-dimensional "block".
Eternalism is the picture of time delivered to us by the special and general theories of relativity.
by Soel January 23, 2015
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