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Mustachio

The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.

(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)
Middle School Girl: "Hey Brody, I think your mustachio is cute"

Brody: "Hatcha"
by naturallybaked May 25, 2011
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Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.
hairy naaaaaaaz also simon
by mario November 10, 2003
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Mustachio

A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western
Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?
by labeario November 24, 2009
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eustacio

eustacio is a baddie
by fr13s69 October 16, 2020
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eustacing

the act of being one in nature and not using any modern conveniences, such as flash lights, instead, fire is used. you hunt your own food and skin the animal, and you build your own shelters.
Dude, I'm going up into the woods and Eustacing for a few days. All I need is my knife.
by John Smitherson November 2, 2006
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Mustachio Gentlemen

a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.
the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland
by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006
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Eustache

Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he just really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.
Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(
by dustruffle April 5, 2008
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