Please Explain

A phrase used by authority when the proverbial s**t has hit the fan/someone has done something really stupid and the responsible party/scapegoat is being called to answer and take liability for their actions (also known as getting a boot up the backside).

There have been reports of abusive language in front of customers, and management has asked for a Please Explain.

by Fascist Grammar January 17, 2012

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explaino

someone who is constantly describing how to do the obvious and an event that just happened in front of you that he thinks only his eyes saw.

guy 1: blah blah blah blah blah, about what you already know.
guy 2 thanks explaino!

by jampie March 10, 2009

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Menstrator Explainer

Anyone who starts spewing menstrual facts but has no idea wtf they are talking about

You ever hear a man talking like he knows periods ? Fucken overrated Menstrator Explainers, please.

by ThornyRose December 22, 2020

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over explainer

One who tends to give too much information while telling a story. Often leads to other stories that have nothing to do with the original topic. The person then, at some point, loops back around to the original story and forgot what he was saying.

When spotted out to lunch with a woman, whom was not his wife, John went into over explainer mode.

John: Oh...hey guys, this is my niece, Mary. I just met her for lunch here because my wife asked me to give her something. Oh I know this place is kind of out of the way but we met here because she'd never been here before and she just graduated and uh, I normally don't go to lunch with other women but...

by heatherindallas July 20, 2008

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