Long Black French Espresso

When a black guy with at least a 10in penis cums on a German girl's face and says I surrender

I gave this nazi hoe a long Black French Espresso

by Cellucci December 8, 2018

hobo espresso

Sticking your thumb in someones bum. Just as effective as espresso at a fraction of the cost!

Person A: *yawn* I'm so tired.
Person B: Sounds like you need a hobo espresso!

by Castoro January 3, 2009

espresso cookie

this crk character is a huge thirst trap. everyone simps over this mf. (including me) but just know he is trying to take you away from society.

omg bestie! i found espresso cookies thirst trap video on tiktok and now i simp for him! 😫😫😫

by kittypawzz September 12, 2021

Depresso Espresso

A term used to describe some who is sad.

"Dude did you drink a Depresso Espresso, you look sad." Yeah my dog died."

by Toaster@meBRO September 9, 2019

espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends

Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend

by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016

Depresso Espresso

When your depressed but you are on caffeine or your hyper

I'm Depresso Espresso!!

by Emort Carg March 27, 2019

decaf espresso

An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.

"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."

or

"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."

by rudy noodles August 31, 2011