erm

To jizz, skeet, ejaculate

That chick was so hot i ermmed in my pants!

by Cammel Juice October 8, 2011

erm

the sound that a tuckus makes when it pauses to collect its thoughts

Sam: Hey what's up, Jon?
Jon: Erm...nothin'

by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004

Erm

your answer when your kids ask you why you're leaving again

"Erm, mommy, er, is coming back soon, beebee..i love you."

by Krkič April 20, 2019

erm

Used often by John Kerry.

"So who are these foreign leaders you calim to have supported you?"

"Erm...."

by Proud American April 10, 2004

erm

Something Steph says when harshly disturbed or shocked. Usually due to Curtis' stupidity, or because he is readjusting his penis. Usually coupled with cruncing into the fetal position.

Me - "PELVIC THRUST!!!>_<"
Steph - "ERM!!!"

by Curtis August 23, 2004

Erm

It's a non-gender specific way to reffer to a guy who looks like a girl or lady resembling a man, most applicable use is for androgynous people

I saw erm go into the family bathroom; so the jury's still out on if they have an innie or an outtie

by Klundamatron6000 May 7, 2018

the ERM

1. (n.) a term used to describe the unmistakeable mustache that is usually sported by typically older emergency responders ranging from firemen, EMT's , Paramedics and sometimes law officers. 2. ( n.) acronym for Emergency Responders Mustache

regardless of the the ERM, danny the EMT was able to work his way threw the crawl space to save the child.

or

that guy has the ERM going on, he must be a fireman

by wterasta March 20, 2010