equalize

to disarm / halt / tear into the opponent. all together reinforce the fact that YOU are THE BOSS.

used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall:

"Do you really wanna have this conversation? BECAUSE I WILL EQUALIZE YOU!!"

by katsuchiyo May 3, 2008

Equalizers

those big ass sunglasses that make every girl look good so you can't tell if they're actually hot

Damn, she's got Equalizers on. I wonder if she's a butterface.

by hambino78 December 26, 2008

Equalism

Often confused for Feminism, Equalism is the belief that men and women of any race are equal, and should be treated so. Most equalists have a very low tolerance for derogatory terms towards anyone.

Sally: "As a feminist, I believe that everyone should be treated equally. "
Dan:" Then you believe in Equalism, and are not a feminist. "

by Zhuty December 2, 2014

equalish

Kind of the same, but not quite.

McDonald's is equalish to Burger King.

by mdrums January 28, 2018

Chaplin Equalizer

To put two fingers in a girls vagina along with your penis to make up for its small size

Timmy had to you the Chaplin equalizer because it was super cold

by chapbobbilly November 21, 2014

Sapient Equalism

Sapient Equalism, also Sapientequaism, is a cultural progressive and left leaning ideology that support all sapient beings are equal among themselves, such as humans, xenos/aliens, extraphysical/spiritual life forms (like gods and spiritual beings) and all other possible sapient life forms that might exist, and some variant even includes Artificial Intelligence as well. Sapient equalism supports that everyone that is sapient and conscious of itself can have the same rights and have a sapient life. Sapient Equalism supports that all sapient beings can have rights, some variants advocating the same rights and others advocating different rights for each kind of sapient beings according to their cultural, social and spiritual/religious conditions. Sapient Equalism also supports that sapient species can cooperate among each other and help each other to build a better place for living, regarding being human, xeno or extraphysical. Sapient Equalism also supports that sapient beings should protect protect non-sapient beings.

"Sapient Equalism is the future of law and rights, sapient equality is about to become thing just as species equality also is, both sapient equalism and bioequalism will lead into the future of social rights and of equal rights to everyone else. And that's going to be amazing for everyone else in this planet or that is part of human civilization or will be part of the human civilization."

by Full Monteirism May 1, 2021

equalizer

Like a pistol or weapon that can help you out when shit gets tough.

Also, a name of a fuckin awesome guy on many games like WC3, CS, NS, and certain mmorpgs.

Fuck jap anime and Final Fantasy!!!

This ghetto bitch came to my house with a shotty. I grabbed my "equalizer" and met him outside for a shoot-out.
or
Equalizer pawned me into a pile of n00b shit!

by Fake Name December 7, 2004