Epoophany

The sudden and imparitive urge to take a massive shit.

Jenny: "MOTHER FUCKING DAMN SHIT! I'm in the midst of an epoophany."
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*

by realniggaJJB October 22, 2013

epoophany

A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.

(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"

by diabolicalpanther October 24, 2008

Epork

Something you scream in excitement (much like a pig) when something goes your way.

"Dude, we won, epork!!!"

by Todd ManMan December 28, 2020

epoon

adj. internet "ass"

You are such an epoon hunter!

by mary ann December 7, 2003

ePornReview

website where wankers can rate their favorite pornstars.

look for me on ePornReview. my name on there is Creamer

by Phil April 14, 2005

enpoor

to make poorer

A policy to enrich the rich and enpoor the poor

by Samson3823 November 6, 2011

Epoofany

When you have an epiphany and forget what it was an instant later.

Tom: "Holy Crap! No WAY!!!"
Fred: "What?"
Tom: "What, what? Sorry dude, I just had an epoofany."

by Sixxvi6 October 6, 2012