epoor 

When you are poor on the internet

Swamprat22 is epoor and can't buy an egirl or 5gum.

epoor by goodSwampie May 21, 2024

/z.x,cmvnb'a;sldkfjgh\q]w[epeoritu`-1029384756

The ultimate final boss of boredom. You thought that this had to be a new combination.

Damn, I thought that no one has tried /z.x,cmvnb'a;sldkfjgh\q]wepeoritu`-1029384756 [yet.

/z.x,cmvnb'a;sldkfjgh\q]w[epeoritu`-1029384756 by Emeril07 October 12, 2020

eporleum 

A sport. The rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. If your balls explode, you lose. But if the tree bark comes off you win.

The man lost the game of eporleum and and his gonads.

eporleum by Bil March 23, 2004

eporniphany 

an epiphany while watching porn

dude 1: 'hey dude 2 i had the biggest eporniphany last night'
dude 2: 'oh yeah dude 1 what was it about?'
dude 1: 'my dream of becoming a pastry chef will never be reached'

eporniphany by anonymous1234567890bffheeryuei October 6, 2011

epool 

A mix of epic + cool. I MADE IT OWO

Natalie: I gave away my old toys for charity!
Rachel: That's so epool!

epool by meowmewo uwu February 9, 2021

Epoon 

The female equivalent of epeen.

1. epeen

short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.

She was renowned for her epoon flashing

Epoon by Angryviv March 20, 2009

Epoophany 

The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.

Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!

Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.

Epoophany by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011