emotard

A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.

All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.

by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007

emoteahobag

One who uses emotes or "emoticons," extensively in online speach. It is often to a ridiculous degree, to the point where they make more faces than words.

Allison was being an emoteahobag in the chatroom, so we had to kick her out.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

Emokarkat

a semi-famous commenter on Kalvin Garrahs neopronouns video. Emokarkat is known for commenting about its love for hetalia and John Egbert, holding conversations with youtube users Kofii,HeejinKarkat,Marvin,Modern Waifu and many more, spamming MCR lyrics and being Br*tish.

Emokarkat x John Egbert is canon in hs^3

by Emokarkat January 1, 2021

ecotard

Someone so enamored with ecology that they cannot understand common sense or reality.

Example; Ecotards = idiots that burn down wood-frame buildings under construction to protest environmental policies. This irresponsible and short sighted act, not to mention being highly illegal, puts innocent lives at risk, wastes forest products that it would appear that they would want to protect, causes air and ground water pollution, causes increased insurance costs to the entire building industry and related increased building costs to society as a whole. These are some of the issues that an Ecotard does not comprehend in their single-minded and ill-conceived quest to "protect" the environment.

by Left Coast April 28, 2008

Emocabulary

1. The words which crop up most often in emo speech, music and literature, most commonly 'black', 'hate', 'pain', and 'death', among many others.

2. (Of a foreign emo band) Whether or not the listener understands any of the simplest verbs and nouns, there will be instantly recognisable and heavily used emo words (e.g. pain, death etc.) repeating in each song. C.f. Tokio Hotel

- "I am forever shackled in a chasm of despondency."

"Wow, you have such a wide emocabulary."

by kriio October 20, 2008

Emoland

A ironic playground for emo kids/teens, where the poor unfortunate tortured souls can set thier fears in motion. A intense place where everyone with depressed thoughts linger at one point and time.

While I lived in emoland the lawn always cut it's self.

by Kate Monster June 2, 2011

Emothic

The mixture of an Emo and Gothic person.
Has the look of both.

Emily Miller - Lower lip pierced (emo), has pal skin as if she was hit with baby powder , antiqued (gothic), wears long baggy pants ..aka parachute pants that have long chains that dangle on the sides comes in a variety of colors… she chose black ( emo/gothic) , she wears black hair with a blue line that goes down the middle if it was white she would look like a skunk, skate shoes with lime green shoelaces this explains a emothic to the best of my ability

by MATT HAGER 1987 January 10, 2009