The extint to which you or your friend is emo. A scale from 1-10 based on clothing tightness, buttons found on person, black rim glasses, hair, and most importantly shittyness of bicycle.
by FSM September 21, 2005
Get the Emotude mug.A poor excuse of an emo, located in southeast Ireland.
Is generally found loitering around Red Square/Book Centre area on a Saturday afternoon up until about 5.30pm.
Can be recognised by distinctive red and black apparel, possibly accompanied by a fringe of some kind, although that is not always the case. They have a fondness for My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore... you get the idea.
Is generally found loitering around Red Square/Book Centre area on a Saturday afternoon up until about 5.30pm.
Can be recognised by distinctive red and black apparel, possibly accompanied by a fringe of some kind, although that is not always the case. They have a fondness for My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore... you get the idea.
Emo 1: OMGzz! did yu see the nu mcr poster in kerrang!?!
Emo 2: yeh but pete wents wus on the other side so i duno wat to do!! :(
Normal Person: Oh those damn Waterford Emos!
Emo 2: yeh but pete wents wus on the other side so i duno wat to do!! :(
Normal Person: Oh those damn Waterford Emos!
by tehblackparade January 21, 2010
Get the Waterford Emos mug.Someone who is emo because it's "cool" to be different. There day usually consists of:
-Waking up and cursing the day
-Refusing to eat breakfast because they are "too fat"
-Getting dressed in there skinniest jeans and hoodie and straightening there hair
-Going to school and being made fun of because there "different". Even though they choose to be that way
-Returning home and listening to there ipod shuffle "The Black Parade" while updating there MySpace, Facebook, MyYearbook, and Live Journal
-Then realizing the have accomplished nothing they call there closest friend and cry on the phone for hours about how there ready to "pull the trigger", then end up scratching themselves with a sewing needle before, drifting off into a restless sleep.
-Waking up and cursing the day
-Refusing to eat breakfast because they are "too fat"
-Getting dressed in there skinniest jeans and hoodie and straightening there hair
-Going to school and being made fun of because there "different". Even though they choose to be that way
-Returning home and listening to there ipod shuffle "The Black Parade" while updating there MySpace, Facebook, MyYearbook, and Live Journal
-Then realizing the have accomplished nothing they call there closest friend and cry on the phone for hours about how there ready to "pull the trigger", then end up scratching themselves with a sewing needle before, drifting off into a restless sleep.
Emo Kid 1: I hate life! Everyone hates me! I'm ready to end it!
Emo Kid 2: No! I love you! Please Don't do it! I'll die if you do!
Random Passer By: Haha Fake Emos are cute
Emo Kid 2: No! I love you! Please Don't do it! I'll die if you do!
Random Passer By: Haha Fake Emos are cute
by Miranda Lynn!? March 16, 2009
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A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"
"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
by Brian H January 22, 2005
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Get the emosway mug.To emotionally manipulate another person to say things or perform actions beneficial to the manipulator that the victim, knowingly or inadvertently, would not have said or done otherwise.
Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.
Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.
"Well, since you don't want to go out with me this weekend, I'll just shop alone. Don't worry, I'm okay with it."
"Don't emopulate me."
"Don't emopulate me."
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