Exploded Mouse

Term used by former movie theater janitors to describe the act of throwing a bloody tampon against the bathroom wall.

My day sucked because I had to clean an exploded mouse off the wall of the women's bathroom.

by de45 October 6, 2015

Employed Hobo

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.

Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.

by Dogler February 24, 2014

over-employed

1: An overwhelming amount of work not capable of being performed by one person
2: A position in a company normally occupied by a small army of people, now being performed by 1 or 2 people.

3. Working at a NYC Startup

"After an 80 hour work week, its safe to say he is over-employed"

by WW_BK August 15, 2015

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

exploded hotdog

a gross, rotten, smelly gross vagina relating usually to a femal teenager. mostly looking like a blown up hotdog

guy1: hey did you fuck that gurl danielle?

guy2: yeaa dude shit was nasty?
guy1: why? how was her vagina?

guy2: looked like a exploded hotdog bro!

by hotdogvag November 23, 2009

exploded

incinerated. became a fireball. kaboom. see nervous and random.

dude, my laundry's service's van EXPLODED. the driver's okay, but close to a thousand dollars worth of my clothes are NOT.

by rekall January 29, 2004

mmmmmmmmm *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR

a microwave

Me: okay im gonna make a corn dog
Microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1 minutes later
Microwave: mmmmmmmmm *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR

Me: ...

by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon May 29, 2022