ejeculate

feeding your grandma

A: Dude, can you come over?
B: No man, I have to ejeculate again.
A: Bummer.

by number 2 June 14, 2004

emaculate

A form of the word immaculate used by shady people trying to sell usually crappy cars.

This mercedes is emaculate with 300K miles and a damaged title and interior

by skwerlabusr May 14, 2011

E-emasculate

To insult a guy's masculinity/virility online.

You didn't have to e-emasculate me by commenting with a bunch of ballerina emojis on Facebook.

by 3gmaxud August 22, 2014

Emasculated

As masculine as some females have gotten, soon you will have females claiming that if guys are going to talk about people emasculating them, I'm going to talk about people emasculating me (though society doesn't really try to make guys less feminine or females less masculine, even if they have a hard time processing it).

It's hard for a female to get emasculated, but some would try and find a way.

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021

emasculate

A cross between ejaculate and masturbate.

whoA..that dude emasculated

by S0me_guy23 February 15, 2005

execulate

To have an orgasm at the thought of being in a high-ranking position at one's job and getting filthy rich.

Mr. Karageorgis got so excited thinking about his salary increase and his paid vacation that Cheryl thought he was going to execulate.

by pentozali September 9, 2010

Emesculate

The act of retrieving a zygote and separating it into a sperm and egg. This is an alternative to abortion, with the main difference being the fact that the parents receive their sperm and egg, unlike abortion.

Joe: I emesculated my child!
Bob: You're a man...

by dw104c February 12, 2024