Elrodding

Slacking off, or otherwise attempting every means possible to get out of work;

Incarnates laziness;
Actively seeking inactivity

Quit elrodding and get back to work!

by Wordswithfriends July 3, 2011

elvedin

A guy who is known to be super sexy and handsome. He is also very charming and an intellectual

Man I wish I was Elvedin

by Šaban Šaulić = Balkan 2pac May 12, 2018

Elked

To be sodomized with cleaning utensils. It started with the Elk River Elks football team hazed incoming team members by shoving broomsticks up their asses in the shower.

Joe elked Matt while he was sleeping with a broomstick.

by ScottyDrizzle September 1, 2010

eledunking

The act of placing someone horizontally onto a cherry picker and while wearing a body condom, being repeatedly inserted and slid inside a female elephants vagina or ass.

Last night I found skinny ass Braxton and gave him an eledunk he would never forget.

by Logan Cisewski May 2, 2005

Elrod

One who is bold, powerful and bound for great things in life; A household name for overall greatness.

"I'm not sure who thought of this great idea, but it had to of been an Elrod!"

"Maaaan, that guy there is the black sheep; what an Elrod he is! I love it!"

by bigfactsnews December 6, 2019

one-eared elephant

A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.

"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."

by Luiggi April 28, 2008

Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008