eldersburg

very safe, and moderately underdeveloped. a quiet town with nothing to do there except go to denny's at indecent hours.

kid 1: hey man there's nothing to do, its midnight. everythings closed now!

kid 2: nah man, denny's is open 24 hours.

kid 1: sweet! lets go!

by akoshercherry August 28, 2005

elmers glue

the most powerful adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers glue is the most powerful adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.

Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.

by Scoopy J January 4, 2012

Love Elders

A term created by author Jeff Brown, 'love elders' are individuals who have had a vast range of relationship experiences and help to support others to heal from love connection, to sustain love connections, to understand the many challenges and delights that accompany great love in particular. Teachers of relationship as a spiritual practice.

I met my soul-mate but it was so difficult to handle all the feelings that came up in the connection. Luckily, we found some love elders who could help us to understand what was getting in our way and to teach us some techniques to keep the lines of communication open.

by Yehudah May 15, 2014

eldersburg

A small town located in Carroll County, Maryland. There isn't much to do in Eldersburg, but it is becoming a popular place. People come there because of the low crime rate and the great schools there.

Adult: We are going to move to Eldersburg, honey.
Kid: Why, Mom. There is nothing to do there.
Adult: So much has been going on here that I just want to move to somewhere that is safe.

by savannah March 30, 2005

ellers

<< Ellers >>

If you know an Ellers, how does it feel to have a friend who stares at walls 24/7? Don't worry, even though they are inclined to repeating this behavior, they are always paying attention to the conversation.

Ellers tries to start conversations herself but fails miserably, so they constantly make side comments in an attempt to make up for that!

Ellers holds their friendships and family close to their heart. They will always find ways to help other when they can because it brings them happiness :)

Ellers is very bad at giving hugs, but they try and that's what matters <3

Ellers is over there in the corner, staring at the wall. Go and say hi, they're really nice!

Ellers is so funny once you get to know her!

You have a friend named Ellers? POGCHAMP!

by not ellers December 4, 2020

Elterschmerz

The feeling of physical pain from a parent doing or saying something incredibly embarrassing in your presence.

I was feeling such Elterschmerz when my mom said “hella sus” at the family gathering.

by Urban Alligator July 26, 2021

eppersonitis

a very vile disease that causes the host to become very anal and trecherous to those around them. also known to cause retardation. such cases have been documented where a host has screwed over subordnants in the workplace to further their own career.

Damn....I think Tom has got Eppersonitis.

by HAMMERMEETFACE October 17, 2008