elk hoof

the man's version of the "camel toe"

elk hoof, two o'clock

by briana chillycat June 30, 2008

Elk Township

the name elk township is actually literally derived from the word "hickville"

"Hey wanna go to Elk Township?"
"No, that place is a hickville"

by alidog January 30, 2009

Elk River

A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.

I live in Elk River, Minnesota.

by Jace Lynne June 11, 2011

Elk River High School

Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5

Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit

by Literally god nigga June 4, 2019

elk grove

A small city near Sacramento. People from the bay area like to move here. Majority of people here are white, then mexican, then asian, then black..

Elk grove is gay fool.

by Christinaa October 2, 2005

elk dick

description of a small circumsized dick of a homosexaul man that cant come to terms wit it so he has sex wit bearly leagals so he feels better about himself to look at it looks like a lumberjack wit a red cap in the forrest

here you breen why u wit that 17teen yr old did she notice ur ELK DICK.....

by craffo December 23, 2007

Elk Grove pretty

A girl that is considered "pretty" by the low standards set by other girls residing in Elk Grove, CA, but would be a paper bagger anywhere else. They become increasingly attractive to guys with the consumption of alcohol. Typically a redneck, bro hoe, or just a slut in general.

-Aye, would you fuck her?
--Maybe if I was schmammered, she's so Elk Grove pretty it's like an optical illusion.

by 95624 January 2, 2011