eventuate

A great way to pretend you are worth listening to.

A twat's way of saying "happen"

Sam Volkering: "You never know what my eventuate"

by cryptoslag October 19, 2021

electulence

Electulence
electulence
noun
A sneaky fart combined with static electricity in dry air, often felt as both a shock and a smell.
Example:
“He shocked everyone at the party with a burst of electulence.”

“He shocked everyone at the party with a burst of electulence.”

by Heymuse January 2, 2026

Premature Electuration

Early Self congratulations for an election you haven't won.

Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.

by cloudrf November 9, 2020

premature elecutation

Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.

The parades and celebrations after the 2020 election was a severe case or premature elecutation.

by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020