Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.

You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot

by jesseceralover June 7, 2021

eisele

A sexual position. Sometime used in street slang.

"Hey, have you tried eisele yet?"

or..

"Dude, this girl wanted to do the eisele, i was so shocked."

by nick corrafus September 27, 2007

Eisen Eviction

When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.

Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.

by classy kid July 23, 2010

Eisenhower

Short for the Eisenhower Expressway in Chicago, also known as Interstate 290.

"Ahh shit, the Eisenhower is jammed AGAIN."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Eisenhower

synonymous with like (due to the nickname of Dwight D. Eisenhower being Ike ). Hilarious when used with strangers.

"Hi, I'd Eisenhower a Whopper, large fries, and a Coke."
"Excuse me?"
"I said, I'd EI-SEN-HOW-ER a WHOPP-ER, LARGE FRIES, AND A COKE."
"....that'll be $6.53....."

by Doctor Chicago December 27, 2009

Tripp Eisen

1. noun; Ex Dope/Murderdolls reject, kicked out of Static X under child abuse allegations. Can now be found in Angel Drive Correction Facility.

2. adjective; "to do a tripp". Urban slang given to a child molestor.

"SJ did a tripp on underage Vicki"

by RPR March 4, 2005

Eisenshtadt

When someone crams their pinky up another persons nose until the other person screams.

Person 1: what's up bro
Person 2: TIMMY GAVE ME AN EISENSHTADT THAT'S WHAT'S UP

by hankysnail July 26, 2020