by Stevie What? September 16, 2009
Get the Egg on Ice mug.Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.
I went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.
My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.
My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.
by BSB724 July 24, 2009
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A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.
by Vladimir January 14, 2005
Get the Egg on legs mug.Betty - "just make sure to get away before you get some egg on your face"
Janet - "I would hate to get egg on my face"
Janet - "I would hate to get egg on my face"
by pinballer101 February 7, 2010
Get the egg on your face mug.Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Get the Egg on Toast mug.When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my face mug.direct translation: "Get the fuck out of here", used when expressing disbelief. Also used when a false statement is made in a disrespectful manner.
by RobAa January 5, 2008
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