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Edsheeranspurplevibrator

A very gigantic purple thing that likes to stomp on cities and date random women from mars.

They like to eat planets, and sometimes people. Their current homeland is Minnesota.

They will throw their babies at you if they feel threatened.
“Oh shit, I see a gigantic purple thing in the air again.”

“Wtf do you mean Carlo?”

“Look.”

“Oh. Well, goodbye carlo. See you in the afterlife.”

“Its edsheeranspurplevibrator”
by SketchyOtakuLol August 29, 2021
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edsheerandeeznuts

A person who has swag and is very gay
Person: edsheerandeeznuts is so cool
Person2: ikr lets have hardcore sex person1
by Olie592 January 9, 2022
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edsheeranphobix

edsheeranphobix Is my fav moot she is nice funny and smart
Person 1: “ edsheeranphobix is the best moot in the world
Person 2: “tru dat”
by Oliveoil_shat April 8, 2022
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Edshawn

A man who has an insatiable thirst for Rod Wave.
Edshawn: Ayo bruh did you hear the new Rod Wave single
Me: Not yet
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ifollow_edsheerankinnies

Is someone on TikTok with a piss kink and they also kin and simp for Ed Sheeran.
Someone: ifollow_edsheerankinnies Is the best
by Hamilton fan July 3, 2021
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edshoooron

edshoooron Is my beautiful gf I love her sm she is the reason I am alive, She’s so nice and kind and i love her sm <33
“Your dating edshoooron?”

Yes I love her sm!!”
by Kouqz May 4, 2021
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edsheeransexual

when u love ed sheeran and only ed sheeran forever🐔❤️❤️
me: "i love ed sheeran"

my friend "oh so your edsheeransexual?"
me "yes!"
by damonkaielijah May 27, 2021
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