ben earnshaw

a person who wanks all day, non stop. he sits at home and does nothin but wack out :)

josh: wat u doin today?

ben earnshaw : avin a wank.

matty: thts all u do.

aaron: wanka

by matty5555555 April 12, 2009

Earnest the Clown

To have sex in the earhole

Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday

by yeah yeah yeah joseph May 27, 2009

Earnest Lemmingway

An "Earnest Lemmingway" is a liberal intellectual that can see no faults to his elected candidate, justifying every decisions he made even if it goes against the intellectual's core philosophy or own's logic.

- "Finally we have a president who's against stupid illegal wars and against policing the world with our military."
- "But you voted for a man who started an illegal war, not authorized by congress!"
- "This is a different case as this war was justified and could not wait as we needed to help and save those people from tyranny!"
- "You my friend are an Earnest Lemmingway!"

by jahjahlove-1 July 29, 2011

Earnest belled

A very rare disease all though one out of one people get it. We don’t know what it does really but it’s sode affects can make your day very.... laughy

I hate you Mrs Copeland!

Sarah don’t laugh!!

I JUST GO EARNEST BELLED.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Laughy gas 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼 January 28, 2019

Hannah Earnshaw

A sexy mother fucker, Pulls all the boys, sexiii afff,

“Woahhh look at Hannah earnshaw she is sexy affff”

by HannahEarnshawSuperFan February 11, 2018

earnest

(adj.) from Old English: "rise to the attack", "readiness for battle" (mindset for same). Earlier associated with the will - "resolve", "eagerness", in less militarised times tending to "dignity", "solemnity", seriousness. Need not exclude humour.

John's earnest wish was to enable access to pure water for all.

by Alarick September 3, 2006

Earnst

Dutch saying. 1: Used to describe people who have got a large penis. 2: Also used when someone did something cool!

1: dude! you're a total earnst!
2: duuuudddee! you pulled a earnst!

by Janwiththelongbackname June 6, 2010